Monday, June 22, 2009

Smoking is beautiful

All dangers aside, I think the idea of smoking is one of the finest and most artistic ideas which the human civilization has come up with. The idea of a small stick, which you set on fire and put to you lips and then inhale the smoke is just plain amazing. You do not eat or drink anything, just burn something, inhale the smoke and it messes with your head to give you a 5 minute high. I'm not talking about whether the high is good or bad. It's just that the concept is so artistic and amazing which is what makes smoking so cool. Just think about a civilization coming up with something like that. It's almost as brilliant as the wheel.

P.S. - I don't expect to get many positive comments for this but that's ok. Just go ahead and write what you feel like

Sunday, June 21, 2009


As seen in a magazine's Q&A session

Q- Hi. I'm good-looking, weird and unemployed. Please help me.

A- Congratulations, you have the perfect qualifications for getting selected in a television show MTV Hero Honda Roadies. The Roadies is out looking for good looking jobless people like you. You didn't mention how bitchy you were. If you are sufficiently bitchy then there's no chance that you would get rejected. However, even if you are not bitchy, don't worry. You mentioned that you are weird. That means that even if you don't get selected, there's a really good chance that you will be shown on TV in the auditions stage of the program. So fret not, just audition for Roadies, you needn't get a life.


Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Getting back in the game

I think I'm wasting my life and my holidays. I haven't written anything in a long long time. I thought I would do something good with my holidays. Have started squash coaching and finally started gym today but I haven't been actually doing anything. Our sitcom plan is on a hold now because my fellow dumbass creators are not in town :), no offense. I really need to start writing something, to start creating something. I seriously need to get back in the game. Science has stopped fascinating me, also interesting me. Atleast that's what I find these days. I'm not missing studying at all during these holidays although I do miss IIT. I miss being in IIT in a regular semester, although I don't miss studying.